And Also Some Beverage Recipes

Hey, guys. Thanks for all the messages lately encouraging me to come back to this blog. I know that I have been terrible about updating lately and I really have no excuses for that. I am the Britney Spears of bloggers. I let my blog get a hold of my cigarettes while I wasn't looking. It is not good.

I thought as a way to thank you for all your messages, I would share with you a spam email I received recently from someone named Abdoula Ekberg with the subject line "teaspoonful". The email began with "Aloha!" and went on to tell me how to give my "girrrlfriend" new sexual "sensatiooons". Then there was this:

And at last casts off his body on the great ocean, and also
some beverage recipes i sent to mrs. The son of pandu, or
the heroic duryodhana? Let the main duct should be brought
under the control seldom occur. Maternal affection is discountenanced
the cold air exhilarated his blood. Michael, meanwhile,
not confined to the lower orders it reached the flung herself
on the ground in an agony of weeping, it is believed to
be the temporaljuice. The stronger to picturesque beauty,
and to the conveniences thou findest all those thine enemies,
whom thou was unable to pierce those cities. Afflicted by
do.' susie threw back her head. Arthur was standing were
still cased in leathern gloves. And the earth they aspire.
they are poor, poor as church mice.

I don't even know where to start with that. Except to say that I've read it a dozen times now and it has yet to get old. It's just so quotable. "It is believed to be the temporaljuice." "The heroic duryhodhana?" "They are poor, poor as church mice." Basically, if you want to sound like a crazy person, just quote something from that email.

I hope to be back to semi-regular posting soon, but not before next week because school starts on Monday and I have to cram everything that I was supposed to be doing all summer into this weekend. Which means that I have to read two books, write a paper about E.coli, figure out my schedule and get all my supplies unpacked and ready to go.

Oh, and also? Some beverage recipes.