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Thursday, June 19, 2008
Way To Let Me Down, Discovery Channel.
There was a show on earlier called "Hooked: Caught Bare Handed" and I got all excited because I thought it was about hookers and, like, the red light district in Prague or something but it was actually about catfish.
That is completely misleading. I can only imagine the number of creepy, perverted old men that set up a recording for that program, only to get a catfish in place of a hooker.
Did you actually watch any of it? Catfish grappling is one of those things that sounds kinda lame but can actually be way badass hardcore. Can result in awesome blood and gore and after the cuts are stitched up, a tasty fried meal.
One of the best parts about living in Miss'sippee... Catfish and hushpuppies. Whoo-whee.
I am Allison, though unfortunately I do not live in Wonderland. I live in Virginia. I am seventeen years old and a Junior in High School. This is my blog. I started it in late August of 2007 as a way of procrastinating on finishing up my summer reading, and I have been updating regularly ever since. I love to write and this blog is a way for me to write about whatever - school, friends, my love for Rufus Wainwright - without limitations or a particular topic assigned. Some of my friends and family read it as well, because they are amazing, so I like that aspect of it, too. I have also noticed, thanks to StatCounter, that other people from around the world (!) have been reading this site from as far away as Switzerland. If you happen to be one of those people, feel free to send me an email (allyvg1@verizon.net) or IM (allyvg23). I would love your honest feedback. If you are one of my friends or family that is reading this, then I apologize in advance for writing about how retarded you can be sometimes. (Hi, mom! Love you!) Any other questions, you have my info. Happy reading!
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8 comments:
That is completely misleading. I can only imagine the number of creepy, perverted old men that set up a recording for that program, only to get a catfish in place of a hooker.
I'd be disappointed...
I guess that makes me a creepy, perverted old man because I was totally about to set my TiVo for that shit.
Haha, I threaten to leave you a voicemail and you suddenly update? Hmmm...
Catfish. Yum.
Did you actually watch any of it? Catfish grappling is one of those things that sounds kinda lame but can actually be way badass hardcore. Can result in awesome blood and gore and after the cuts are stitched up, a tasty fried meal.
One of the best parts about living in Miss'sippee... Catfish and hushpuppies. Whoo-whee.
But you're right... A show on hookers would be WAY better. Consider me a creepy old man too.
K, you are such a hick. I mean, shit, I have an aunt that lives in a trailer out in West Virginia, but you out-hick her.
Damn, yo.
Weren't we all planning to turn Alice's comments into a message board? Or was that K's?
I'm just long-winded.
And yes, I hicked it up a little extra, just for you. =)
Ally: I stumbled onto something that's actually relevant: "Hooker or Cop?
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