Teacher [to class]: 1874 was referred to as a "grasshopper year" because of the severe infestation of grasshoppers on the Great Plains. They were inches deep on the ground and ate all the crops. The livestock ate so many grasshoppers during the infestation that even after the grasshoppers had left, people could not eat the cattle because it tasted like grasshoppers.
My friend [to me]: Does that mean I taste like hamburger? 'Cause I eat a lot of hamburgers.
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Ally, who said that? That is hilarious. =)
off topic: How Do I get StatCounter? I want it.
That's totally some Little House on the Prairie stuff right there.
I bet I taste like Chex Mix and potato soup and Pringles and Doritos and Cheetos and Little Debbie snack cakes and chewy Spree candy.
And a little bacon.
I'm a field day for junk food loving cannibals.
You taste like what you eat took longer to say.
I probably taste like seasoned fries, ciabatta, green tea with brown rice and Starbucks frappuccinos.
I know this technically violates my restraining order, but you need to start blogging again. Seriously... step it up, school can wait.
-jdl
I concur. Come back, Ally! We need you to brainwash!
...Did I say 'brainwash'? I meant 'amuse and thereby distract us from our ever-so uninteresting lives.
Just One Touch of You, Dear Lord
Capo 2
1. C
Just one touch of You, dear Lord,
G
Just one look into Your eyes,
F
Just one kiss from You,
C G
You're all I need, my Love.
Let me hear again Your voice.
You are now my final choice.
Speak in love to me.
I'll waste myself on Thee.
Chorus 1:
F C
Nothing and no one can satisfy me
G G7 C-C7
But You anymore.
F C
Jesus, I love You, my only desire!
G F C
O Lord, I just love You.
2. Let me touch You as before,
Craving for You more and more,
You're the very best!
I'll drop the rest for You.
Oh, the kisses of Your mouth
Make my lips to praise and shout.
Lord, You're full of grace,
Oh, what a taste, my Love!
Chorus 2:
Nothing and no one can satisfy me
But You anymore.
Jesus, my first Love, oh, set me on fire
For You, my only desire.
3. Just infuse me with Your eyes.
Oh! This union satisfies!
As I gaze on You,
I'm filled with You, my Love.
Only You alone will do.
I can't make it without You.
Keep me close to You,
Just joined to You as one.
Chorus 3:
Nothing and no one can satisfy me
But You anymore.
Jesus, I love You, my only desire.
Oh, set my heart on fire.
4. I repent and now return,
Grant my heart for You to burn.
Flame in me this zeal.
Lord, be in me so real!
I repent and now return.
Grant my heart for You to burn.
Flame in me this zeal.
Lord, be in me so real!
Chorus 4:
Jesus, my first Love! O Jesus, my best Love!
I now return to You.
Jesus, my first Love! O Jesus, my best Love!
I love You. I just love You!
Aaaalllllllllllyyyyyy!!
Where are you? Theology bores the crap out of me and you TOTALLY missed a Mrs. Wilder-is-the-stupidest-teacher-ever moment. Involving HuckFinn and Hannah Montana. Ugh. Don't even get me started.
When are you coming back to school?
This, like, beats her record.
G-d forbid I ever express sentiment toward another human being, but... it's Alice, so I'll make an exception.
Is she okay?
So according to Miss Snow, Ally hasn't been in school...so let's assume that she is sick until we are proven wrong.
COME BACK!!! It's been nine whole days without an Allison In Wonderland post! What are we to do with ourselves?!
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